Questions of the day….
1 – Cornbread…shouldn’t it be called corncake?
2 – Why do we ask each other “How are you?” when we don’t really want to hear the truth. Just say “fine” and keep it moving.
3 – Do homeless people have sex with other homeless people? If so, where?
4 - Would you ever date a garbage person or sanitation engineer?
5 – At what point in time did a big ass become the pinnacle of attractiveness? Did it all start with the Hottentot Venus? Is J. Lo our modern day version?
6 – How many of the things we “recycle” actually get recycled?
7 – Why is it that no matter how bougie I swear I am, I can’t help myself when I see some fried chicken?
8 – What is a "wonderwall"?
9 - Should I stop drinking so much water during the workday for the sake of productivity?
10 - Why can't I stop looping Van Hunt's "Down Here In Hell (With You)"?
2 – Why do we ask each other “How are you?” when we don’t really want to hear the truth. Just say “fine” and keep it moving.
3 – Do homeless people have sex with other homeless people? If so, where?
4 - Would you ever date a garbage person or sanitation engineer?
5 – At what point in time did a big ass become the pinnacle of attractiveness? Did it all start with the Hottentot Venus? Is J. Lo our modern day version?
6 – How many of the things we “recycle” actually get recycled?
7 – Why is it that no matter how bougie I swear I am, I can’t help myself when I see some fried chicken?
8 – What is a "wonderwall"?
9 - Should I stop drinking so much water during the workday for the sake of productivity?
10 - Why can't I stop looping Van Hunt's "Down Here In Hell (With You)"?
posted by Nicole at 6:24 PM
3 Comments:
1-Corncake? Good question. My husband eats it, separate from dinner, with a glass of milk.
3-Boning Homeless? I'on know... "Your box or mine?". BTW, go check out www.hotghettomess.com, then video clips, then "fly cart".
4-Stinky, but ballin'. Just don't go places in HIS car.
5-I don't know about the donkey-butt trend, but I have always had a colossal one. Hmm... must've all that 'corncake' I ate. lol
6-Tsk. Tsk. Don't you watch the "Bad Axe" commercial?
8-Wonderwall, eh? You've been listening to "Oasis", because I STILL don't know WTH they mean. Crack is one helluva drug, ain't it? lol
I'd love to hear your roomate's answers to these questions
i love van hunt's song too. you can't stop drinking water cuz then you'd drive yourself crazy being so productive. those breaks are necessary evils.
LOL, i have never, ever thought about homeless people having sex. thanks :)
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